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12-27-09 ** We have just received a leaked internal memo form N.A.M.B.L.A. stating that they will no longer be using puppies as of January 1^st . Starting after the New Year kittens will be the only approved animal to be used by the organization. **

12-18-09 ** Last week the Surgeon General released a report claiming that cracking your knuckles leads to an increase in Penis size. Since then over a hundred thousand men and boys have been admitted to hospitals all across the country with broken fingers. And in related news the latest Gallup Poll indicates that Nurses are showing a tenfold increase in job satisfaction. **

12-08-09 ** Bum Scouts: The Boy Scouts have started recruiting the Homeless to teach Camping & Urban Survival Skills. A representative from the Scouts was quoted in saying, “ The Homeless are perfect for this job, I mean have you seen what these guys can do with news paper. So as long as they stay homeless they can keep working with our kids, but if for any reason they start living in houses, then we’ll have to let them go”. **

12-05-09 **Lady Gaga Apologizes: Legions of Lady Gaga fans are upset after she was allegedly caught in public acting normal. Her pu-pu-publicist released a statement on her behalf. “Miss Gaga apologizes for her lapse in judgment and promises that it will never happen again”. **

12-04-09 ** Four of 50 cent’s baby mommas have filed a class action lawsuit suing for child support. The plaintiffs state that the lyrics from the artists latest single amount to a verbal contract. They are suing for a reported $4 million dollars. **

12-03-09 ** It is rumored that Tiger Woods has been paying several bloggers an undisclosed amount of money for not blogging about his resent "transgressions". Here at, This Is Reporting Life we will be re$pecting Mr. Wood'$ privacy. **

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